The geniuses over in Burgerland decided to send one of their most cursed objects on a tour of the entire country…as one does.
Anyway, during one of Annabelle’s stops, a photographer caught this photo of it.
A lot of people on Tiktok are hyping it as a real demon caught on camera, but I remain skeptical because I think it’s the photographer’s own reflection. It doesn’t even look scary or demonic at all.
What do you see? A demonic entity or just a middle-aged man?
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Sorry for the cruel title, but I thought I should get the worst out of the way first.
Still isn’t this thing amazing?
Like many others, I immediately took to the internet to try to figure out where to buy this.
Unfortunately, it appears that this watch was never meant for retail sale. Only 1 seems to have ever existed in the world because was only intended for a design exhibit that Seiko had in Harajuku in mid-February. Other designs included a “Ninja Watch,” a “DJ Watch,” a “Watch for Girls In Love” & a “Watch for Santa.”
I’ve never been a watch fan so it’s not surprising that I, too, only just discovered this for the first time hours ago.
I wish I had heard of it sooner — the exhibit was walking distance from me — but because I had no idea, I didn’t even get to see it in person.
Still, the regret I feel from not seeing it is nothing compared to the regret of not being able to buy it.
Apparently, this watch is the brainchild of Seiko Design Director Yu Ishihara.
Maybe if enough people contact Seiko customer support to beg for this vampire watch to be put on the market, we might be able to buy it some day.
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Feeling old? As of May, 2025, Van Helsing turned 21—old enough to drink in America. Stephen Sommers’ 2004 monster-hunting epic, starring Hugh Jackman as the haunted Gabriel Van Helsing, isn’t merely a movie; it’s a gauntlet thrown at today’s woke garbage media. As we mourn the demise of unfiltered cinema, let’s pour one out for a film that revelled in its gothic excess, unburdened by the DEI mandates & diversity quotas that strangle modern Hollywood.
Van Helsing was a beast of its era, a $160 million gamble that didn’t kowtow to social agendas. Its cast—Jackman, Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh—was uniformly western, its Transylvanian setting a deliberate nod to the Eurocentric roots of Universal’s monster lore. There was no tokenism, no forced inclusivity to appease Kalergi Plan checklists. The film’s heroes & villains were carved from the same primal stone: rugged, flawed, & driven by personal vendettas, not identity politics. Jackman’s Van Helsing, a loner with a cursed past, didn’t preach unity or LGBTbhvgwskvhdbfv+ representation; he wielded crossbows & gutted werewolves. Beckinsale’s Anna Valerious, all leather & fury, wasn’t a girlboss caricature—she was a warrior, full stop. This was storytelling that trusted its audience to care about character, not demographics.
The plot was a jagged blade. Van Helsing, a Vatican enforcer, hunts Dracula to thwart a vampire apocalypse. Joined by Anna & Carl, a sardonic friar, he carves through Transylvania’s shadows—werewolves, harpies, Frankenstein’s creature. The film doesn’t flinch from its body count or its moral murkiness. Sommers, unbound by today’s obsession with “sensitivity,” leaned into horror’s raw edge: grotesque vampire spawn, a castle ball dripping with menace, a finale where salvation demands sacrifice. Alan Silvestri’s score, all jagged brass & choral dread, amplified the stakes. The CG still carries a gritty charm, whilst the practical effects—slimy, tactile—recall an era when monsters felt real.
Critics savaged it, branding it a 24% Rotten Tomatoes mess. Too loud, too chaotic, they sneered. But their scorn missed the mark. Van Helsing wasn’t chasing Oscars or even applause for woke “moral” grandstanding; it was a love letter to Universal’s 1930s monster flicks, remixed with rock n’ roll bravado. It didn’t pander with diverse ensembles or sanitised violence to court global markets. It was defiantly niche, a gothic fever dream for those who craved stakes through the heart, not stakeholder approval.
Today, Van Helsing is a spectre. Hollywood’s current dogma—where every blockbuster must reflect a curated rainbow of faces & neutered themes—would never greenlight its unapologetic homogeneity or its gleeful carnage. The film’s steampunk arsenal & monster-slaying ethos feel like a lost dialect, drowned out by franchises obsessed with “urban relevance.” Netizens lament this shift, mourning a time when films could be reckless. A reboot? Unlikely. Universal’s “Dark Universe” collapsed under its own focus-grouped weight, & Van Helsing’s defiance doesn’t fit the 2025 mould.
At 21, Van Helsing stands as a tombstone for a bolder era. It’s a film that didn’t apologise, didn’t diversify for clout, didn’t dilute its bloodlust. In a world of committee-driven goyslop, it’s a reminder of what we’ve lost: stories that dared to be themselves, consequences be damned. So here’s a toast—absinthe—to a film that hunted monsters without kneeling to them.
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Good thing that fucker doesn’t moderate my own site.
SUCK IT, ZUCC!!!
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Sick fuck can rot in Hell for what he did to those dogs (& everyone else).
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